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attention fat guy who makes controllers. [Jun. 21st, 2006|01:59 pm]
Chef の伝説
"Since you like to hide behind the internet like the insecure sack of cunt you are, I'm addressing this which was passed along to me by someone who will remain nameless

"Oh and cause I've let this shit go long enough.

I'm demanding either my MONEY BACK FOR MY DESKTOP ARCADE CONTROLLER
or
THE FUCKING CONTROLLER I PAID FOR.
Or I'm going to fucking sue.
Thats my fucking money I've waited more than 1 1/2 years for.

Nice way to do business."


Hey shitdick -- YOU NEVER BOUGHT A CONTROLLER. PERIOD. Stop trying to soil my reputation because I made fun of stupid Tiffany last week. If you bought a controller, SHOW ME THE PAYPAL RECEIPT. I can go through my email -- One, you never, EVER talked to me in person or online about buying a controller and SECOND, you have NEVER emailed me or dealt with me in more than a passing conversation at a tournament or The Break. You may think you're doing some viral shit against me spreading in your LJ that I'm a piece of crap and dogging me over there, and the usual suspects like Ransai fanboys and local guys who expect controllers at the drop of a hat will join in with you, but MY GUYS who are on your list will make sure that EACH ONE of those messages get back to me, and I will address them here PUBLICALLY.

Bottom line is I'm a young business owner who is DOING SOMETHING with his life and not sitting around all day crashing his car and having mommy and daddy pick up my slack, getting high with prostitots, and playing ITG all day. Go finger a 12 year old, asshole.

The only people waiting that long for shit are Phataxel and Pickles -- Neither of those have jack shit because Sammy never paid me for them but I am taking care of Pickles because he was PATIENT and didn't shit talk me... The other, well, Sammy can take care of it since he's such a saint -- Yeah right.



You crossed the line this tme, and instead of just glaring at you next time I have the displeasure to be in the same room as you, maybe next tme I'll scream some shit your way. Now if you'll excuse me I have controllers to finish for people who WORK for a living to be able to afford products from me, instead of just sitting on the internet all day going "LAWLZ POT LAWLZ". Stupid


On another note, there's a nice guy down there by the shithole you live in by the name of "JJ", and he IS getting his controller because he actually HAD an order and paid for it. It took a lot longer than I had hoped, but in my first production run here he was PRIORITIZED because A) he's been so patient and nice about it and B) He isn't a piece of garbage like you. Now go fuck your mother, Chef. :"

Fuck my mother?
ROFL
lets see I have a job in NEW YORK CITY.
I ORDERED THAT CONTROLLER WAYY BACK WHEN I WAS ON YOUR FUCKING FORUMS WHEN YOU STARTED THAT SHIT.
Get your head out of your ass or Sarah's cunt ( whichever is the better for you ) and give me my fucking money back.
YOu are the biggest piece of lying two faced shit I have seen in my life.
Don't even fucking look at me if i see you in the same area as me.
My retina can't handle the 400lbs of gay and bullshit that is you Stevem Handleman.

You attack me with me and work. Um. news flash I work in the fucking city. YOu work in your fucking basement making fucking controllers for people do masterbate on the internet with.

Fuck you steve. Go ahead say some more shit. I'll be glad to personally make you look like an ass which is pretty much what you are.

And for that nice remark about crashing my car, go ahead, keep it up. I will personally do what everyone in PA has been waiting to do and that is kick the living shit out of you. Keep it up Handleman.

Fucking fatass faggot.

Wait, this means I can't enter Champion of the Coasts IIDX tournament cause OH NO STEVE IS DONATING THE CONTROLLERS.
I should just steal one and call it even since some "shitdick" obviously didn't give me my controller cause I got into an LJ argument with him and his g/f over a year ago.

I ORDERED A CONTROLLER. ASKED FOR IT TO BE RED WITH A JAPANESE SYMBOL AND I NEVER GOT A RESPONSE.

He's gonna cry about this to all of his "friends" in LJ and I'm supposed to give a shit.
I don't.
But bring my life into it with my car crash and my fucking mother who is in the worst health of her life, and you're going to fucking get your fucking ass kicked if I see you in person.

Here is public for everyone to see.
I don't give a shit about Ransai or Desktop Arcade. The issue is MONEY. Not a personal attack on someone's life.

But since you made it that way, I'm gonna finish it.
And you won't like it when I finish it :)
have a nice day cockbite and don't sick your girlfriend with the Muppet Gonzo nose on me. I don't feel like Jim Henson bashing today.
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